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tiny.ag/oswh8aui · ★★☆☆ Fair (231 ratings) · submitted 1997

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

tiny.ag/eh4xjmzt · ★★☆☆ Fair (188 ratings) · submitted 1997

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.

tiny.ag/ojk8xbtj · ★★☆☆ Fair (981 ratings) · submitted 1997

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

tiny.ag/vr4hxjva · ★★☆☆ Fair (1237 ratings) · submitted 1997

Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.

tiny.ag/dxvyak3f · ★★☆☆ Fair (922 ratings) · submitted 1997

Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

tiny.ag/dzggn7ah · ★★☆☆ Fair (916 ratings) · submitted 1997

Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

tiny.ag/ixcdrxvs · ★★☆☆ Fair (249 ratings) · submitted 1997

The covers of this book are too far apart.

tiny.ag/j6nzwwaa · ★★☆☆ Fair (223 ratings) · submitted 1997

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

tiny.ag/khsvt6in · ★★☆☆ Fair (319 ratings) · submitted 1997

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

tiny.ag/ceh5zfoy · ★★☆☆ Fair (249 ratings) · submitted 1997

There are two reasons for doing something: a really good reason and the real reason.

tiny.ag/l9jtfiar · ★★☆☆ Fair (249 ratings) · submitted 1997

To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

tiny.ag/u1yhdeyw · ★★☆☆ Fair (819 ratings) · submitted 1999

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

tiny.ag/zm6nq4mh · ★★☆☆ Fair (257 ratings) · submitted 1997

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.

tiny.ag/ywjorl1b · ★★☆☆ Fair (394 ratings) · submitted 1997

When the government fears the people, we have liberty. When the people fear the government, we have tyranny.

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