Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
Aphorisms in This Category
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tiny.ag/voscxn53 · ★★☆☆ Fair (218 ratings) · submitted 1997
When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/npbuejcs · ★★☆☆ Fair (246 ratings) · submitted 1997
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/wnvuqdit · ★★☆☆ Fair (186 ratings) · submitted 1997
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/mz7zqsiw · ★★☆☆ Fair (199 ratings) · submitted 1997
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/nbrpkw6o · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/jembkuph · ★★☆☆ Fair (475 ratings) · submitted 1997
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/5fmenyag · ★★☆☆ Fair (224 ratings) · submitted 1997
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/xok5uj1y · ★★☆☆ Fair (236 ratings) · submitted 1997
She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/wt4musvj · ★★☆☆ Fair (652 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Megan
Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.
tiny.ag/lem4yqnc · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
One does not make friends, one recognizes them.
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tiny.ag/f2qlymio · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/x9edjshw · ★★☆☆ Fair (240 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/wlmqelpi · ★★☆☆ Fair (215 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/lue0mtfy · ★★☆☆ Fair (142 ratings) · submitted 1997
If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/id0fuogm · ★★☆☆ Fair (186 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/sulaqprm · ★★☆☆ Fair (181 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/jcmxo4ir · ★★☆☆ Fair (171 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/4hfen8mj · ★★☆☆ Fair (197 ratings) · submitted 1997
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/ikpxuifk · ★★☆☆ Fair (233 ratings) · submitted 1997
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/a7h1xcrn · ★★☆☆ Fair (124 ratings) · submitted 1997
Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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