Vice and Virtue
161 aphorisms · 5 comments
Aphorisms in This Category
61–80 (162)
tiny.ag/uc5f23qi · ★★☆☆ Fair (284 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
tiny.ag/kgx6jecr · ★★☆☆ Fair (238 ratings) · submitted 1997
Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.
tiny.ag/rjjl9rkn · ★★☆☆ Fair (208 ratings) · submitted 1997
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
tiny.ag/nswjrmi0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (225 ratings) · submitted 1997
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
tiny.ag/vdvrew4w · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
tiny.ag/nsh95i8e · ★★☆☆ Fair (268 ratings) · submitted 1997
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
tiny.ag/0arre1jp · ★★☆☆ Fair (251 ratings) · submitted 1997
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
tiny.ag/ogrqyeb7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (229 ratings) · submitted 1997
Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
tiny.ag/pqyzbh1e · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
tiny.ag/4euzwypx · ★★☆☆ Fair (116 ratings) · submitted 1997
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
tiny.ag/fqtpy65n · ★★☆☆ Fair (109 ratings) · submitted 1997
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
tiny.ag/dsx2hptx · ★★☆☆ Fair (97 ratings) · submitted 1997
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks.
Unknown, (Sioux Indian prayer), in Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/fpgp1ubk · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Unknown, (T-shirt), in Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/f2qlymio · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/v0yeshan · ★★☆☆ Fair (161 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.
tiny.ag/fpmrxth3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (117 ratings) · submitted 1997
A mountain wears down a horse, anger wears down a man.
tiny.ag/d39nscy0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (193 ratings) · submitted 1997 by Ardyth M. Shaw
All the way to heaven is heaven.
tiny.ag/1f9y6qie · ★★☆☆ Fair (52 ratings) · submitted 1997
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
tiny.ag/s3j4zgfm · ★★☆☆ Fair (251 ratings) · submitted 1997
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
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