Men and Women
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.