Men and Women
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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.