Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1671–1680 (1784)
2012-07-26
tiny.ag/nz2qcagl · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 1997
Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
2012-07-25
tiny.ag/airwcz94 · ★★☆☆ Fair (1078 ratings) · submitted 1997
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
G. C. Lichtenberg, in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
2012-07-19
tiny.ag/6qdfb14w · ★★☆☆ Fair (231 ratings) · submitted 1997
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
2012-07-16
tiny.ag/9exdprka · ★★☆☆ Fair (134 ratings) · submitted 1997
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
2012-07-15
tiny.ag/rb8m34k9 · ★★☆☆ Fair (968 ratings) · submitted 1999
All warfare is based on deception.
Sun Tzu, The Art Of War, in War and Peace
2012-07-05
tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · ★★☆☆ Fair (291 ratings) · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Unknown, in Men and Women
2012-07-04
tiny.ag/74zlcnif · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
Don't die until you're dead.
2012-06-11
tiny.ag/26gdqtzf · ★★☆☆ Fair (149 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything.
2012-06-06
tiny.ag/ptfjij1z · ★★☆☆ Fair (61 ratings) · submitted 1997
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
2012-06-03
tiny.ag/vz7rfskt · ★★☆☆ Fair (460 ratings) · submitted 1997
Wine is bottled poetry.
1671–1680 (1784)