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Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (110 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.

[aphorist] Werner von Braun, in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (750 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999 by [user] Brian J. Dent

Too much of a good thing is just that.

[aphorist] Brian J. Dent, in [category] Vice and Virtue

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (79 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

[aphorist] Albert Einstein, in [category] Science and Religion

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (769 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.

[aphorist] Robert Frost, in [category] Success and Failure and [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (55 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Less than fifteen percent of the people do any original thinking on any subject... The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think.

[aphorist] Luther Burbank, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (2918 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him, he must regard himself as greater than he is.

[aphorist] Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, in [category] Vice and Virtue and [category] Work and Recreation

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (2757 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (174 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

[aphorist] Albert Einstein, in [category] Science and Religion and [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (90 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

[aphorist] Oscar Levant, in [category] Happiness and Misery

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (741 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.

[aphorist] Derrick Harge, in [category] Love and Hate and [category] Men and Women

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (738 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Yield to temptation -- it may not pass your way again.

[aphorist] Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (Lazarus Long), in [category] Vice and Virtue

Time Enough for Love (paperback)

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (25 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

We find comfort among those who agree with us; growth among those who don't.

[aphorist] Frank A. Clark, in [category] Wisdom and Ignorance

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (93 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997  · 

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (2986 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.

[aphorist] Frank Herbert, Dune, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism

Dune (paperback)

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (67 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

[aphorist] Robert F. Kennedy, in [category] Success and Failure

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (183 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

[aphorist] John F. Kennedy, in [category] Altruism and Cynicism and [category] Vice and Virtue

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (184 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

[aphorist] Al Capone, in [category] War and Peace

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (128 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

[aphorist] Winston Churchill, in [category] Law and Politics

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (775 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.

[aphorist] Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in [category] Work and Recreation

Catch-22 (paperback)

Comment#  ·  **-- Fair (233 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

I would rather be attacked than unnoticed. For the worst thing you can do to an author is to be silent as to his works.

[aphorist] Samuel Johnson, in [category] Art and Literature

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