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Comment# · Fair (110 ratings) · submitted 1997
I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.
Comment# · Fair (750 ratings) · submitted 1999 by
Brian J. Dent
Too much of a good thing is just that.
Comment# · Fair (79 ratings) · submitted 1997
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
Comment# · Fair (769 ratings) · submitted 1997
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
Robert Frost, in
Success and Failure and
Work and Recreation
Comment# · Fair (55 ratings) · submitted 1997
Less than fifteen percent of the people do any original thinking on any subject... The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think.
Comment# · Fair (2918 ratings) · submitted 1997
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him, he must regard himself as greater than he is.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, in
Vice and Virtue and
Work and Recreation
Comment# · Fair (2757 ratings) · submitted 1997
I live for books.
Thomas Jefferson, in
Art and Literature and
Wisdom and Ignorance
Comment# · Fair (174 ratings) · submitted 1997
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Albert Einstein, in
Science and Religion and
Wisdom and Ignorance
Comment# · Fair (90 ratings) · submitted 1997
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Comment# · Fair (741 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in
Love and Hate and
Men and Women
Comment# · Fair (738 ratings) · submitted 1997
Yield to temptation -- it may not pass your way again.
Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (Lazarus Long), in
Vice and Virtue
Comment# · Fair (25 ratings) · submitted 1997
We find comfort among those who agree with us; growth among those who don't.
Comment# · Fair (2986 ratings) · submitted 1997
Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.
Frank Herbert, Dune, in
Altruism and Cynicism
Comment# · Fair (67 ratings) · submitted 1997
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Comment# · Fair (183 ratings) · submitted 1997
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy, in
Altruism and Cynicism and
Vice and Virtue
Comment# · Fair (184 ratings) · submitted 1997
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Comment# · Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Comment# · Fair (775 ratings) · submitted 1997
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
Joseph Heller, Catch-22, in
Work and Recreation