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tiny.ag/sulaqprm · ★★☆☆ Fair (181 ratings) · submitted 1997

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

tiny.ag/lem4yqnc · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

tiny.ag/a7h1xcrn · ★★☆☆ Fair (124 ratings) · submitted 1997

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

tiny.ag/t37feygj · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997

Contention is better than loneliness.

tiny.ag/pno9g5xa · ★★☆☆ Fair (699 ratings) · submitted 1999 by S.Skipper

Good friends stab you in the front.

Unknown, (from the movie Can't Hardly Wait; sometimes attributed to Oscar Wilde), in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/4vfcycxe · ★★☆☆ Fair (181 ratings) · submitted 1997

Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.

tiny.ag/v9nue1vj · ★★☆☆ Fair (182 ratings) · submitted 1997

Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.

tiny.ag/ikpxuifk · ★★☆☆ Fair (233 ratings) · submitted 1997

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

tiny.ag/f2qlymio · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

tiny.ag/gy6u0a9i · ★★☆☆ Fair (1051 ratings) · submitted 1997

Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.

tiny.ag/1kxrzyej · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride wortwhile.

tiny.ag/dlbjkpva · ★★☆☆ Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.

tiny.ag/9qotdgih · ★★☆☆ Fair (684 ratings) · submitted 1999

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

tiny.ag/axmzaeli · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

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