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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd.
Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles.
An expert is someone who is one page ahead of you in the manual.
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
Less than fifteen percent of the people do any original thinking on any subject... The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
It was involuntary. They sank my boat.
Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It buys you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.