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In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
A painting in a museum probably hears more foolish remarks than anything else in the world.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
Freedom is not the right to live as we please, but the right to find how we ought to live in order to fulfill our potential.
The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man it is to know that and to wonder at it.
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.