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Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles.
Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.