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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Lately I've found that if it weren't for stereotypes, conversation would be much more difficult for the closed-minded.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
It's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.