Altruism and Cynicism
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.
Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
The simplest act of surrealism is to walk out into the street, gun in hand, and shoot at random.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.