Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.