Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
The world is governed more by appearance than realities, so it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as it is to know it.
Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study. Theft from three or more is research.
There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.
There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.
There are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. It's better to belong to the first group because there is less competition.
There are two reasons for doing something: a really good reason and the real reason.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.