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#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 13 Apr by rtw (updated 17:20)

Insanity and Brillance share a hallway

Roger Whitmore

roger whitmore, I coined this with my many clients I deal with, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 10 Apr by JAKGalore (updated 13:20)

It's not polite to have a point.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 3 Apr by nearmeescorts (updated 17:20)

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#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 27 Mar by JAKGalore

Actually, I was kind of hoping this is my past life.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/j8r1a9fl  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 20 Mar by JAKGalore

This too shall be passed.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/okfyhk6t  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 13 Mar by JAKGalore (updated 15:20)

Today is International Abolish International Days Day.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Law and Politics and War and Peace

tiny.ag/3mluxetj  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 6 Mar by JAKGalore (updated 15:20)

Why is it that, when a single word can remedy hurt, that word so often goes unspoken?

... The word is otorhinolaryngology?

That answers my question, thanks.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/q0ujgl5y  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 6 Mar by JAKGalore (updated 15:20)

You got this! But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Health and Disease and Happiness and Misery

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 27 Feb by JAKGalore

There is now no phrase that hasn't been trademarked as a band name. (And yes, I checked, and that phrase has also been trademarked as a band name. This one too. And this one.)

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 20 Feb by JAKGalore

When upon the Ark
It came time to embark
If only his family and Noah
Had been a little sloah

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Art and Literature

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 13 Feb by JAKGalore (updated 15:20)

Collide o' scope (n.) Any project for which more than one organization defines requirements.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Law and Politics

tiny.ag/3s4ggc6f  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 13 Feb by JAKGalore (updated 15:20)

I said I have a can-do attitude. I didn't say I have a do attitude.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/lrva0nmr  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 6 Feb by JAKGalore (updated 15:20)

To qualify for a top secret security clearance requires hard work and sacrifice. But the way I figure it, those sheep and goats weren't going to live much longer anyway.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Law and Politics and War and Peace

tiny.ag/hpkabs8o  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 6 Feb by JAKGalore (updated 15:20)

Lead you not into temptation? Got it. And what else would you like me not to do? - God

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ehy3ia7z  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 30 Jan by JAKGalore

By and large, it's better to be far and small.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/p6r7bxnw  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 27 Jan by Rolerbe

There is no greater evil in the world than certitude.

Ed Randalls, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/mvbogeon  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 23 Jan by JAKGalore

Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to begin with.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Health and Disease and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/vpbmad58  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 23 Jan by JAKGalore

Fate loves the fearless. Especially with pesto.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 16 Jan by JAKGalore

Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

#  ·   Unrated  ·  submitted 16 Jan by desertsafariabudhabi

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Desert Safari AbuDhabi, in Work and Recreation